A Mask to Hide Behind: Another Year Older

Essential Information

I don't like being talked about, but I love a bit of gossip
In the story of my life I'd have Joan Rivers play my mum
I want to get married in Las Vegas, by Elvis or similar
I love the smell of cinnamon
I won 'Best Dressed' at school. I haven't won anything since then.
I am working on a novel about living back home with your parents as a grown up. Guess where my inspiration comes from?
I have an unhealthy obsession with mashed potato
I cannot sneeze when I have got my glasses on
My doctor says that I am overweight. I am not fat.
I want to live where the weather suits my clothes: in the sunshine
I do not think I would like to raise my children in the U.K.
My first child will be called Clementine, but 'Lucy' when she visits my mum
I am the least sociable person I know
I have travelled the world many times over but still get homesick
I only wear Chanel nail polish
I been in love with the same boy for five years. He has been in love with me for seven.
I dislike rude people- smile! It costs nothing.
Every time I go into a church, I cry
I say Liberal, but vote Conservative
I think everybody is, to a greater or lesser extent, bisexual
I have a deep-rooted hatred of businessmen in suits
I am a vegetarian
I only drink French wine
It takes two glasses of wine to get me drunk